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Award-winning standup/singer/writer. Thread specialist. Host @mysteryontherox. Rep'd by @unitedagents. she/her "Sooz is the anti Donald Trump" Ed Miliband

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    1. Sooz Kempner‏ @SoozUK Nov 23
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      GRANT MITCHELL: Leave. Postal vote from his villa in Portugal.pic.twitter.com/LvggqrD7iO

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    2. Sooz Kempner‏ @SoozUK Nov 23
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      PHIL MITCHELL: Remain. For a while it looked like he wasn’t going to get in to a feud with Grant over this but then Grant called him “a Remoaner” in the Mitchell WhatsApp group and now they’re not speaking again.pic.twitter.com/Z2c0vOp9tk

      2 replies 32 retweets 552 likes
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    3. Sooz Kempner‏ @SoozUK Nov 23
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      SHARON: Remain. Always brings it back to queues at customs at the airport which isn’t very relatable to most of the country but it is on salt-of-the-earth Albert Square where the average house costs £700k.pic.twitter.com/fCsgptsBrA

      3 replies 17 retweets 413 likes
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    4. Sooz Kempner‏ @SoozUK Nov 23
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      PAT BUTCHER: Remain. Surprisingly good knowledge of Harold Wilson, the EEC and the three-day week. She didn’t just learn it all from The Crown season 3 like most people.pic.twitter.com/FTQxFaEuE6

      4 replies 52 retweets 707 likes
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    5. Sooz Kempner‏ @SoozUK Nov 23
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      FRANK BUTCHER: Leave. Considered it pure treachery when Wilson went from neutral on joining the EU to positive about it following the general election. He and Pat had strong disagreements over this which is why they initially split up.pic.twitter.com/fwN3FnN5YY

      7 replies 13 retweets 306 likes
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    6. Sooz Kempner‏ @SoozUK Nov 23
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      PEGGY MITCHELL: Remain. Regrets the time she welcomed Boris Johnson in to the Queen Vic, now wishing she’d “nutted the twat”, get outta my pub etc etc.pic.twitter.com/0KR6Iluohu

      4 replies 78 retweets 829 likes
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    7. Sooz Kempner‏ @SoozUK Nov 23
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      BIANCA: Leave. Very keen on the theory that all politicians are liars and she doesn’t trust a single one of them. Was going to vote Brexit Party on December 12th but they’re not standing in her constituency so Farage is a traitor to her now too. Will now vote Tory.pic.twitter.com/Rsw54RrmjV

      3 replies 23 retweets 375 likes
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    8. Sooz Kempner‏ @SoozUK Nov 23
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      SONIA: Remain. Begins every comment about Brexit by putting a hand to her chest and saying “as an NHS nurse” and all her points are valid but people sure are tired of hearing them.pic.twitter.com/PZOa2xHv8p

      8 replies 47 retweets 710 likes
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    9. Sooz Kempner‏ @SoozUK Nov 23
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      MARTIN: Remain. Posted earnest selfie of himself holding his burgundy passport the day before the referendum and friends are still giving him shit for it.pic.twitter.com/JoDNgsptbc

      4 replies 12 retweets 265 likes
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    10. Sooz Kempner‏ @SoozUK Nov 23
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      STACEY: Remain. Thinks raising her eyebrows and telling people “pizza…kebabs…Danish pastries…they’re all from Europe” is a valid point well made.pic.twitter.com/g0anWzdw5G

      3 replies 25 retweets 475 likes
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      Sooz Kempner‏ @SoozUK Nov 23
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      ALFIE MOON: Leave. When questioned on this he puts his arm round whoever is asking and says “let’s just be friends, yeah?”. Shakes his head whenever he hears a Polish accent.pic.twitter.com/tAXF2e0yDz

      4:24 AM - 23 Nov 2019
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        2. Sooz Kempner‏ @SoozUK Nov 23
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          KAT SLATER: Remain. FBPE Twitter account. She didn’t just become a BIT of a Remainer, she became a TOTAL Remainer.pic.twitter.com/kKlkuJwQHT

          8 replies 98 retweets 746 likes
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        3. Sooz Kempner‏ @SoozUK Nov 23
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          IAN BEALE: Leave. Sweats with regret every time he thinks about it. Refuses to vote Labour but desperate for a second referendum. For a while went round saying that "Boris Johnson will get us a second vote, mark my words" but he didn't believe that and neither does anyone else.pic.twitter.com/kEng8KhbLA

          3 replies 22 retweets 426 likes
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        4. Sooz Kempner‏ @SoozUK Nov 23
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          BEN MITCHELL 1: Lexit.pic.twitter.com/fzlIslllay

          2 replies 32 retweets 296 likes
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        5. Sooz Kempner‏ @SoozUK Nov 23
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          BEN MITCHELL 2: Leave. Furious that No Deal hasn't happened yet.pic.twitter.com/q2JYlGOnrs

          2 replies 32 retweets 287 likes
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        6. Sooz Kempner‏ @SoozUK Nov 23
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          BEN MITCHELL 3: Remain. Very angsty about it which translates in to anger and he has punched many walls and two entire buildings since 2016.pic.twitter.com/knwstKYFEO

          1 reply 22 retweets 270 likes
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        7. Sooz Kempner‏ @SoozUK Nov 23
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          BEN MITCHELL 4: Leave. Voted by shooting a gun through the window of the polling station and it went straight through the ‘Leave’ box but he was aiming for Remain and now Phil’s really disappointed with him.pic.twitter.com/NOPdvlF03J

          11 replies 29 retweets 322 likes
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        8. Sooz Kempner‏ @SoozUK Nov 23
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          Thank you for enjoying this thread. To keep me in the lifestyle I've become accustomed to (muesli for dinner) and just generally support my bullshit why not chuck me a dollar or two a month on Patreon. It makes Nigel Farage angry if you do.https://www.patreon.com/SoozUK 

          15 replies 18 retweets 416 likes
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        2. Shane Richie‏Verified account @realshanerichie Nov 23
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          Tbh I had him down as remain he spends most of time sneaking in & out of the country and popping up on CH5 x

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        1. Mark Donahue‏ @markjdonahue Nov 24
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          A remainer for sure!

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