Sooz Kempner

@SoozUK

Award-winning standup/singer/writer. Thread specialist. Host . Rep'd by . she/her "Sooz is the anti Donald Trump" Ed Miliband

London
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Joined January 2009
Born February 01
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  1. 3 hours ago

    "Sorry you are upset" is not an apology. And I wasn't upset, I was just done.

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  2. 3 hours ago

    TIP: If you spent all week on Facebook insisting that All Lives Matter is the right thing to say and were sliding in to my DMs at 4am then I finally called you out and deleted you from my friends the correct next step is not: send me a lengthy DM apologising that I am upset.

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  3. 3 hours ago

    Trump tweeting "NO KNEELING" like a spoilt brat at his 8th Birthday party ordering all the party guests around and when they just sort of stop doing what he says and have fun without him he stamps his feet and screams that it's "MY PARTY DO WHAT I SAY".

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    21 hours ago

    Re: that awful video. Buffalo PD officially said that the man tripped & fell. If we didn’t have video there would have been no accountability. Why? Because one “bad apple” pushed him down but 20 “good apples” would have let him get away with it. It’s systemic.

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    6 hours ago

    To the UK director who’s tweeting in support of BLM & what we can do to help racism in the industry, but who also used both the n word and the p word in a writersroom I was in two years ago... I really hope you’re acknowledging your own part in this and are doing the work

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    6 hours ago

    This Saturday. On Twitch. 2100 UK We're carrying on with shindigs. A live show with exclusive contributions from & more! Join us!

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  7. 8 hours ago

    I play a very evil Dot Cotton in Mockery Manor, a nominated podcast!

    Episode 8 of the nominated Mockery Manor is OUT NOW! Yes, it’s a day early. We’re nice. As always, there’s a recap in the episode description. Listen/subscribe:
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  8. 10 hours ago

    Trump when he finds out Kanye's joined the protests, started a college fund for George Floyd's daughter and donated $2million to various charities.

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    11 hours ago

    Very pleased to say Michael is recovering steadily in a rehabilitation hospital. He has been making really good progress this week & has been able to take his first steps today thanks to the great physios who are keeping him busy!

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  10. 12 hours ago

    Sorry not sorry.

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  11. 12 hours ago

    THREAD: This is the craziest thing that ever happened to me, you're not going to believe it. The year was 2012. Read on....

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  12. 12 hours ago

    My pal is making awesome facemasks and half the money goes to chaaaaarity. Get your own here:

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  13. 14 hours ago

    Brian May says hi.

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  14. 16 hours ago

    CORRRRRR imagine how sweeeeet your life must be if your main bugbear right now is "the hypocrisy of the left".

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    16 hours ago

    Someone quick, ask me where we'll get the money for Medicare

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    16 hours ago

    There's the quiet, easy lies. The mumbling, absent-minded lies. The idle, smirky lies. But my favourite are the indignant, stompy lies. Putting lies out with more lies, but in a louder 'don't you know who I am?' voice.

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    Ystdy, In answer to ’s question why the coronavirus test-track-and-trace system was not up & running, responded angrily that it was. Now reports it is not expected to work at full speed until September or October.
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  17. 17 hours ago

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN IF YOU GET THE PISS TAPE CAN I HAVE A BORROW OF IT AFTER YOUR BIRTHDAY I'LL GIVE IT BACK ON MONDAY I PROMISE

    It is my birthday today. All I want is the Russia report. Ooh and the Trump piss tape, that would be great.
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    17 hours ago

    Thanks SO MUCH to everyone who tuned in last night, another really fun show! We simply have the best listeners! Same time next week???

    , and
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    17 hours ago

    Look out! International and business present HERlarious - Virtual Reality - Creating Calm out of Chaos - featuring 25th June 6.30pm BST / 7.30pm CEST on Zoom

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  20. 18 hours ago

    It's 's birthday today!!!! Happy Birthday, here are some football men for your collection.

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