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Look all I'm saying is give Satan a chance.
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I sure hope this subtweet is about some other Trinityhttps://twitter.com/MotherM20641570/status/1081425417054158848 …
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who banged My mom:
God
Me
Spooky ghost
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Hey, Mario– women are equal to men and should be treated as such. It's not that hard. *Okey dokey*?https://twitter.com/MarioLuigi04040/status/1081402400525545472 …
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I never buy alcohol– I just pay My water bill.
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You Daddamn right I'm a feminist, motherfucker.
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Nothing terrifies an insecure man like a more secure woman.
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80 thousand people disagree with you, Andrew https://twitter.com/NCSTATE4LIFE/status/1081367917646749696 …
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Yo Heaven is so fucking boring on Friday nights– and all other nights
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It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. Mostly because the eye of a needle actually exists, but My point about most rich people being shitbags still stands.
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[end of the Sixth Day] GOD: It's missing something. The humans are too physically weak to defend themselves. ANGEL: {creating fire} How about this? GOD: I like it. What's your name, kid? ANGEL: Satan, Sir. GOD: Well this is the start of a beautiful friendship, Satan. SATAN:pic.twitter.com/Y1vkdsJLNF
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Hi I'm a high school bully in a movie. My shenanigans rapidly escalate as I commit assault, false imprisonment and attempted rape on the night of the Enchantment Under The Sea dance. I'm gonna grow up to be on good terms with the woman I tried to rape and wax her car. I look 34.
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Remember when God pranked Abraham into almost murdering his son to test how much Abraham loved Him? Lmfao


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Appropriate that today's a Friday I suppose
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If he talks to Jesus that way, just imagine the messages he sends to women everydaypic.twitter.com/UevdVWUhqD
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[end of the Sixth Day] GOD: It's missing something. The humans are too physically weak to defend themselves. ANGEL: {creating fire} How about this? GOD: I like it. What's your name, kid? ANGEL: Satan, Sir. GOD: Well this is the start of a beautiful friendship, Satan. SATAN:pic.twitter.com/Y1vkdsJLNF
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New cover photo everyone
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