explore her actual sexual and romantic interests - Like, I'm full on unapproachable as anything other than an object of comedy, ire, or content production - I write porn and sometimes when I really feel like it I do sprites for preestablished friends or for myself
- And I mean yeah I could be a cynical little incel and think to myself "dating would be easier if i were a trans girl" but I know full well I ain't. And I also know full well from kids' movies that no matter what's on the outside, it won't change what's on the inside
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- And what's on the inside is this vulnerable nougat of precious, sobby child wrapped in a shell of an abrasive, harsh, upper-middle-class male-privileged jerkass, and that total goddamn disaster Nutcase of a human being is trying to get out of "me" proper
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- I make the same mistakes multiple times in a row, I pretend to know shit about how dating works but literally no girl on the planet has found me actually cute for the nightmare idiot bumbling through reality I actually is
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- my fetish is creepy and extremely difficult to explain to people who don't also have it, and my subinterests within THAT are also so niche I've been laughed out of chats with folks who are all "Interactivity is a thing!" or "Wow that's not realistic!" Shut the fuck up, jesus
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WHAT I *MEAN* when I say I'm "un-date-able" is that I'm 100% CERTAIN that I'm going to become a STATISTIC for which lawmakers will not legislate in this capitalist NIGHTMARELAND we call AMERICA before any cute girl or boy in a 26K -mile radius decides "yeah this boy is dateable"
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"End the fuckin' thread Someday, nobody cares" They do enough to send me condolences and virtual hugs! So they at least don't want me GONE! - How else would I produce content that they enjoy? Including but not limited to kinky conversations and self-deprecating rants about me?
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It's 12:45 AM on a Tuesday I have to get up at 8 I have work I have to do that I won't do what a travesty
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sorry this thread appears on your timelines of course i'm not gonna lose followers over this, nobody pays attention enough to unfollow
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