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He/Him. Nerd macro/micro writer. NSFW. Icon is self-made. I tell terrible jokes. Dot-sized #SizeTwitter

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    1. Someday‏ @SomedayNS Mar 5

      explore her actual sexual and romantic interests - Like, I'm full on unapproachable as anything other than an object of comedy, ire, or content production - I write porn and sometimes when I really feel like it I do sprites for preestablished friends or for myself

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    2. Someday‏ @SomedayNS Mar 5

      - and people are like "do you take commissions" No dawg I don't take money cuz I don't want money, I have money, which is why I take requests, when I take them, which is almost never, because I'm lazy, because I don't want to do work, I HAVE work, life is work

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    3. Someday‏ @SomedayNS Mar 5

      - I'm not a person who you can be friends with and date, I'm that character on that TV show that you like, only I'm real and you can laugh at what I say because sometimes I say funny shit in between all the unfunny shit I say trying to make friends by being funny

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    4. Someday‏ @SomedayNS Mar 5

      - When I say shit like "I'm probably gonna die alone" what I mean isn't "I'm gonna be an unmarried and virginal old man", what I mean is "I'm gonna get hit by a truck in a bizarre chain of accidents when I'm like 28 or some shit and die in the ambulance", "unmarried and virginal"

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    5. Someday‏ @SomedayNS Mar 5

      - It's not that I don't HAVE prospects, it's that my prospects evaporate after prolonged exposure to me because I'm a hot mess, like an egg cooking on the sidewalk in August - Appetizing, yet disgusting and thoroughly inedible

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    6. Someday‏ @SomedayNS Mar 5

      - Basically what I'm trying to get at is that I have these immense personal flaws that prevent me from forming genuine and lasting bonds with potential partners, or more like prevent me from saying more than six total sentences to potential partners in my entire lifetime

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    7. Someday‏ @SomedayNS Mar 5

      - I see these lucky rat bastards with partners who are totally on board for their fetishes, and these couples run blogs about how happy they are or they run discord servers where they exchange virtual kisses to rub it in the faces of the single people and it fuckin works

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    8. Someday‏ @SomedayNS Mar 5

      - I absolutely get jealous and envious because other people achieve the ideal, and me and my garbage stubble and """"""""jokes"""""""" falsely so called, can't possibly compete with hotter and smarter and more their-shit-put-together people

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    9. Someday‏ @SomedayNS Mar 5

      - Sometimes I'm like "oh, another trans thread on twitter. you know, it'd be rad to be a girl" and yeah, it would, but that's a gender dysphoria thing. Transition is the cure to gender dysphoria, and I don't have that, in the same way I DON'T sometimes have thoughts of suicide,,,

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    10. Someday‏ @SomedayNS Mar 5

      - immediately after commercials talking about medicinal symptoms "talk to your doctor if you have nausea, bleeding, or thoughts of suicide" LIKE, WHEN? obviously those things SOMETIMES happen, doesn't everybody SOMETIMES feel nauseous or bleed? like when they scrape their knee?

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      Someday‏ @SomedayNS Mar 5

      - And I mean yeah I could be a cynical little incel and think to myself "dating would be easier if i were a trans girl" but I know full well I ain't. And I also know full well from kids' movies that no matter what's on the outside, it won't change what's on the inside

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        2. Someday‏ @SomedayNS Mar 5

          - And what's on the inside is this vulnerable nougat of precious, sobby child wrapped in a shell of an abrasive, harsh, upper-middle-class male-privileged jerkass, and that total goddamn disaster Nutcase of a human being is trying to get out of "me" proper

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        3. Someday‏ @SomedayNS Mar 5

          - I make the same mistakes multiple times in a row, I pretend to know shit about how dating works but literally no girl on the planet has found me actually cute for the nightmare idiot bumbling through reality I actually is

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        4. Someday‏ @SomedayNS Mar 5

          - my fetish is creepy and extremely difficult to explain to people who don't also have it, and my subinterests within THAT are also so niche I've been laughed out of chats with folks who are all "Interactivity is a thing!" or "Wow that's not realistic!" Shut the fuck up, jesus

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        5. Someday‏ @SomedayNS Mar 5

          WHAT I *MEAN* when I say I'm "un-date-able" is that I'm 100% CERTAIN that I'm going to become a STATISTIC for which lawmakers will not legislate in this capitalist NIGHTMARELAND we call AMERICA before any cute girl or boy in a 26K -mile radius decides "yeah this boy is dateable"

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        6. Someday‏ @SomedayNS Mar 5

          "End the fuckin' thread Someday, nobody cares" They do enough to send me condolences and virtual hugs! So they at least don't want me GONE! - How else would I produce content that they enjoy? Including but not limited to kinky conversations and self-deprecating rants about me?

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        7. Someday‏ @SomedayNS Mar 5

          It's 12:45 AM on a Tuesday I have to get up at 8 I have work I have to do that I won't do what a travesty

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        8. Someday‏ @SomedayNS Mar 5

          sorry this thread appears on your timelines of course i'm not gonna lose followers over this, nobody pays attention enough to unfollow

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