SofaRacer

@SofaRacer

Fastest man ever on both 2 and 4 seat sofas. World level race-tactician/shouter at TV. Never known to miss a braking point or apex. Carbon Fibre Remote.

Edinburgh/Mugello
Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2010.

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  1. prije 12 sati

    Think you’ve got what it takes to ride MotoGP? That’s just ONE of his testicles...

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  2. 4. velj

    Albesiano has said that the results of today’s test were inconclusive. Unfortunately, we have no idea whether he was talking about the bike or not.

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  3. 4. velj

    The simplest way to get a recent sample of Iannone’s DNA would be just to contact any girl who’s been a hostess on Italian TV.

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  4. 4. velj

    If it turns out that Jojoba is a banned substance, Iannone is basically fucked.

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  5. 4. velj

    The exact moment the doping scandal in MotoGP went from ‘one rogue rider’ to ‘endemic problem’.

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  6. 2. velj

    Albesiano on the Aprilia test : “The first results were positive...” Not the first time they’ve had that at Sepang.

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  7. 1. velj

    Rider market, latest : TBA got RTM by SKM via McW.

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  8. 30. sij

    Shame about the Norton thing. Was looking forward to watching them race, using my season pass for Circuit of Wales.

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  9. 30. sij

    At the rate Yamaha are signing people, Gigi Dall'Igna will be reduced to attending mini-moto races & asking eager Dads ‘Do you think he could be ready by next year?’

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  10. 29. sij

    Ticket for Mugello came through today. Seat number 46 in the Tribune Centrale grandstand. Wonder if that would be worth anything on eBay...

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  11. 29. sij

    If he phoned (which he won’t), Gigi would take the call. He won’t phone. But imagine if he did...

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  12. 26. sij

    Great to see the marketing team at Mugello being creative. Buy an early bird MotoGP ticket and you get a free box of mints.

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  13. 26. sij

    Thanks for that Mark. It if wasn’t for you, we might not have noticed that. You’ve basically saved us from ourselves. If you don’t already, you should definitely consider yourself a genius. NASA have online application forms you can download. I will happily give you a reference.

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  14. 25. sij

    This is the little talked about reality of being a satellite rider. He can only afford 7/8ths of a circular coffee table, and a couch with no arms. There is however, no excuse for those jeans.

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  15. 25. sij

    Rider market, latest : Tom Booth-Amos is TBA.

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  16. 23. sij

    Gigi on the phone : ‘When they asked, I just said we were happy with our current rider lineup. Have you heard anything, or do you think I got away with it?’

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  17. 15. sij

    January. It’s the arse end of nothing. Nothing happening, nothing doing, every day the same. So this, *emoji thing with finger ponting downward*, is like offering a man crawling on hands & knees through the Saraha a sip of Perrier. Nectar.

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  18. 10. sij

    Update : Took the plunge & polished off the tasty rib eye. Interestingly, woke up this morning and my abs looked like this. On the downside however, my nuts are now the size of petis pois.

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  19. 9. sij

    An old friend from Italy has arrived, kindly bringing me a steak. Unsure as to whether to eat it or not though.

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  20. 1. sij

    1st January. No word yet from either the FIM or WADA. They need to be getting on with testing that B sample, before his piss melts the beaker.

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