sean's gorta mór

@SocMalpractice

why don't u go to grad school about it

Brooklyn, NY
seanjosephpatrickcarney.com
Joined December 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Aug 1

    nice machine you've got there... it'd be a shame if someone... raged against it

    168 retweets 421 likes
  2. 2 hours ago

    (me n my girls r jogging around mccarren park n see knuckles doing pull-ups on the fitness equipment) omg isn't that sonic's hot friend

    20 retweets 85 likes
  3. 3 hours ago

    how'd this guy button through his iphone

    11 likes
  4. 14 hours ago

    There are some things you're ethically obligated to disclose on a first date, like having a terminal illness, children, a pair of weed socks

    2 retweets 8 likes
  5. 24 hours ago Brooklyn, NY

    did high schoolers in the 1970s refer to going to a david bowie concert as "seeing dave" like kids at my high school did about dave matthews

    19 likes
  6. Aug 21 Brooklyn, NY

    roses are red but love... such precarity!

    10 likes
  7. Aug 21 Bronx, NY

    very excited to share this insane improvised sitcom i did with , and

    1 like
  8. Aug 20

    Stop appropriating "motherfucker"

    21 retweets 50 likes
  9. Aug 20 Brooklyn, NY

    . how have u not tweeted about daddy yet

    10 likes
  10. Aug 20 Brooklyn, NY

    in michigan doing cocaine is referred to as "smoking caterpillars"

    6 likes
  11. Aug 20 Brooklyn, NY

    there's no "i" in "friendzone"

    1 retweet 5 likes
  12. Aug 19

    bro at the pool literally wouldn't stay in his lane

    2 retweets 20 likes
  13. Aug 19

    mm yes tell me again how to interact with art

    18 retweets 58 likes
  14. 27 Aug 2015

    Well, well, well, if it isn't the guy from Twitter that told me to go fuck myself

    107,944 retweets 176,951 likes
  15. sean's gorta mór followed and
    • Elsa Waithe
      @elsajustelsa

      Comedian, Actor, and Motivational Speaker. Typical Wildchild and Epicenter of Every Good Party!!! Book Me: elsawaithecomedy@gmail.com

    • Bowen Yang
      @bowenyang

      Coquette about town

  16. Aug 19 Brooklyn, NY

    harry potter and the goblet of wood fired pizza from roberta's

    4 likes
  17. Aug 19 Brooklyn, NY

    my solo exhibition "wood fired pizzas and the curious case of peter thiel" opens october 26th at roberta's, 261 moore st, brooklyn, ny 11206

    7 likes
  18. Aug 19 Brooklyn, NY

    they filmed almost every episode of rugrats at roberta's

    4 likes
  19. Aug 19 Brooklyn, NY

    what is ur favorite pie that they serve at roberta's world famous bushwick pizzeria and event space

    1 like
  20. Aug 19 Brooklyn, NY

    what is this green blob over roberta's that is visible from space is it fresh, local basil from my garden

    6 likes
  21. Aug 19 Brooklyn, NY

    me: i'll have the wood-fired pizza waiter: very good me: and my date here will also have the wood-fired pizza waiter: excellent choices sean

    3 likes

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