- Theresa May raises Margret Thatcher - Michael Gove unearths Satan
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Next up in Westminster: - London Eye fights Eye of Sauron - T.Rex loose in Downing Street - Houses of Parliament fall into Thames
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Goddamit, Doctor, another T-Rex, really??
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@theonlyandyt £50 says@TheLondonEye woops the Eye of Sauron!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
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Calais Border Chaos unchanged Hordes of British refugees camping in harbour 'we are French since Agincourt' they claim
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thinking of joining them.
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All fine, as long as the tennis isn't rained off.
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The last one actually wouldn't be unwelcome.
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And the voice in the wilderness said "Smile, things could be worse". So, I smiled, and things did get worse.
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Just to be clear here, by Eye of Sauron, are you referring to the Shard at all?pic.twitter.com/SQWBf0qf9J
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As long as they finish fighting by tea time...
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sounds like the episode outlines for next seasons
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@MiddleAgeGrump my 6 year old would be very excited about the T. rex#brightsideThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
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Isn’t the last one already happening? Or is that just the labour party try to extinguish its spontaneous combustion.?
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Not to mention the Titanic crashing into Buckingham Palace and every human with A+ blood type on the roofs all over the world
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best case scenario.
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vote Dalek!
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Doctor Who's had a go at two of those.
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none of which manage to make the news
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