@SoVeryBritish @JJ_brum Oh god I do all four #busted
Procedure for being unthanked for door holding: 1. Keep eyes fixed on culprit 2. Say you're welcome 3. Shake head 4. Mutter "unbelievable"
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@Adam_Creme@SoVeryBritish and the "you're welcome" has to be in a louder voice than usual -
@JJ_brum@SoVeryBritish Oh god I do that as well. -
@Adam_Creme@JJ_brum@SoVeryBritish may I join you both, please?! -
@WGAbroad@JJ_brum@SoVeryBritish Stares straight ahead as embarrassed by interloping stranger interrupting morning tea :-) - End of conversation
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@SoVeryBritish reference point 4.... but making sure they don't hear you. -
@DeanCornish1966@SoVeryBritish If they do hear you, it's a while new problem. -
You must walk away quickly and pretend it wasn't you
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@SoVeryBritish@MstrBlast Irish version: 1. Keep eyes fixed on culprit 2. Say "you're welcome" 3. Shake head 4. Roar "prick!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
@SoVeryBritish@mariamcerlane then take it out on next person by pinging door in their faceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
@SoVeryBritish but mutter it so the other person cannot hear, bc we don't want a conflict.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
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@SoVeryBritish holding door open for someone 3 yards away 1) Don't. Feel guilty six months 2) Do. They "jog" to door. Feel guilty six months - 1 more reply
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I knew you were an honorary Brit!
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oh. my. god. !!!!!
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@SoVeryBritish@WilliamsCodex 5. Hold leg out and tripThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
@SoVeryBritish@radiolemans there should be a 'tut, followed by a forced exhale' before #4Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
@SoVeryBritish Me - "Pardon?"; Them - "I Didn't say anything"; Me - "Sorry, thought you said thank you!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
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