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    VeryBritishProblems‏Verified account @SoVeryBritish 5 Apr 2016

    How to seize the day: 1. Make desk quite tidy 2. Buy triple pack sandwich 3. Plan to try new type of cheese 4. Change desktop background

    4:47 AM - 5 Apr 2016
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      2. Elizabeth Keene‏ @liz_keene 5 Apr 2016
        Replying to @SoVeryBritish

        @SoVeryBritish Pick pickled onion monster munch as part of your meal deal.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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    1. Charlie M‏ @Charlie628 5 Apr 2016
      Replying to @SoVeryBritish

      @SoVeryBritish Like there's a day when I wouldn't pick a triple pack.

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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    2. Grumpy Goblin‏ @Bobba_The_Fet 5 Apr 2016
      Replying to @SoVeryBritish

      @SoVeryBritish you forgot: 5. Leave work early to go home and stare at a different screen.

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    3. MarLen‏ @MarkLeneve 5 Apr 2016
      Replying to @SoVeryBritish

      @SoVeryBritish 5. Pick up umbrella on way out of door.

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      2. Nicole Hurds‏ @Nix76 5 Apr 2016
        Replying to @SoVeryBritish

        @SoVeryBritish @whatkatyfollows hahahaha - exactly what we've just been texting about!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Kate Hutchins‏ @whatkatyfollows 5 Apr 2016
        Replying to @Nix76

        @Nix76 I've started with desk drawerpic.twitter.com/kUnIZh8uR3

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      4. Nicole Hurds‏ @Nix76 5 Apr 2016
        Replying to @whatkatyfollows

        @whatkatyfollows well that is a thing of beauty. I'm blatantly still looking at Twitter wondering if my lip balms need colour coding...

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    4. sorcha‏ @brumnordie 5 Apr 2016
      Replying to @SoVeryBritish

      @SoVeryBritish look round an hour later and wonder where all those (cold) cups of tea came from....

      0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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    5. Just Ezekiel‏ @iamezekiel1_14 5 Apr 2016
      Replying to @SoVeryBritish

      @SoVeryBritish take a sizeable dump 💩 & then think about lunch.

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    6. Phyrefli‏ @Phyrefli2 5 Apr 2016
      Replying to @SoVeryBritish

      @SoVeryBritish You forgot the very first rule: Make a cup of tea ;)

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    7. Blythe Moore‏ @Blythe_Moore 5 Apr 2016
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      @SoVeryBritish @AshOMoore

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    8. abdullah alhakeem‏ @aboud1136 7 Apr 2016
      Replying to @SoVeryBritish

      @SoVeryBritish @noveliciouss Is that electronic Folklore OR national priority ?!!

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    9. Hans-Sama‏ @GamesOfShitpost 5 Apr 2016
      Replying to @SoVeryBritish

      @SoVeryBritish @Plipster 5. forgot to buy sandwich 6. plan to cook with leftover food 7. almost clean kitchen, but 8. no leftovers left

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    10. Alter ego‏ @nosy_vet 5 Apr 2016
      Replying to @SoVeryBritish

      @SoVeryBritish Gosh. I wouldn't do all of that at once, if I were you. Don't you know there's a war on? I'm just going to make a pot of tea.

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    11. Ondrej K.‏ @ondrej_CZ 5 Apr 2016
      Replying to @SoVeryBritish

      @SoVeryBritish ...what a time to be alive

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    12. David Snell‏ @davidsnell987 5 Apr 2016
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      @SoVeryBritish @fountain_harry

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    13. RP Marshall‏ @rpmarshallarts 8 Apr 2016
      Replying to @SoVeryBritish

      @SoVeryBritish steady on!

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    14. Paul Martyn‏ @Mr_Paul_Martyn 5 Apr 2016
      Replying to @SoVeryBritish

      @SoVeryBritish Hilarious satirical look at Races Religions Sexes and God with odd true stories from round the worldhttp://amzn.com/B00Y7C8NB0 

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