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    So.Much.Guardian‏ @SoMuchGuardian 12 May 2016

    #FriendZoned #Diddums #AreAnyGuardianReadersGoodInBedpic.twitter.com/xMXOoH9bEk

    3:31 AM - 12 May 2016
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      2. Bad Dog‏ @bad_fido 12 May 2016
        Replying to @SoMuchGuardian

        He should leave her and date other people. Then we could have "Everyone prefers masturbation to having sex with me"

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Andrew‏ @Chewbaccasbeard 12 May 2016
        Replying to @bad_fido @SoMuchGuardian

        Actually, I could write that article now, if the @guardianopinion would be willing to pay me.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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    1. Leanne‏ @LeanneSpurs 12 May 2016
      Replying to @SoMuchGuardian

      hahaha! Masturbation = his wife is being done by the bloke not crying to the Guardian & who has a pair of balls is my guess!

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    2. Nova‏ @omgnova 12 May 2016
      Replying to @SoMuchGuardian

      "cucked by Mr Palm and his 5 sons"

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    3. Vanessa Frost‏ @aeon456 12 May 2016
      Replying to @SoMuchGuardian

      many people seem to think you can persuade a person to wan sex with you by being nice - it doesn't work like that!

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    4. Vanessa Frost‏ @aeon456 12 May 2016
      Replying to @SoMuchGuardian

      The practical person says - Right I'm going to get sex elsewhere then, you can either stick around or not - your choice!

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      2. GodsThirdTesticle‏ @Karn33333 12 May 2016
        Replying to @SoMuchGuardian

        if your wife refuses to have sex with you repeatedly over a long period of time, go find someone else who will have sex.

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    5. Lightlink Lighting‏ @LightlinkLights 28 Jul 2016
      Replying to @SoMuchGuardian @emperorshitlor3

      One of the reasons divorce was invented. move the f on.

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    6. Worst Person‏ @Ridnarhtim 12 May 2016
      Replying to @SoMuchGuardian

      The same man, three months later:pic.twitter.com/0mfxe5PcMV

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    7. vandra c costello‏ @vandracarolyn 16 May 2016
      Replying to @SoMuchGuardian

      possibly because you are a big wet sap and wear sandals with socks and have a beard

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    8. Deplorable Shitlord‏ @Fhqwhg0d 12 May 2016
      Replying to @SoMuchGuardian

      If I was the wife or husband of a @Guardian writer I'd rather masturbate as well.

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    9. YaYaTs‏ @YaYaTs1936 12 May 2016
      Replying to @SoMuchGuardian

      So does mine; oh no, thats my ex-wife

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