He should leave her and date other people. Then we could have "Everyone prefers masturbation to having sex with me"
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Actually, I could write that article now, if the
@guardianopinion would be willing to pay me.
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hahaha! Masturbation = his wife is being done by the bloke not crying to the Guardian & who has a pair of balls is my guess!
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"cucked by Mr Palm and his 5 sons"
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many people seem to think you can persuade a person to wan sex with you by being nice - it doesn't work like that!
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The practical person says - Right I'm going to get sex elsewhere then, you can either stick around or not - your choice!
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if your wife refuses to have sex with you repeatedly over a long period of time, go find someone else who will have sex.
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One of the reasons divorce was invented. move the f on.
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possibly because you are a big wet sap and wear sandals with socks and have a beard
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If I was the wife or husband of a
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So does mine; oh no, thats my ex-wife
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