Tom Freeman

@SnoozeInBrief

I tried to join the metropolitan liberal elite, but I didn't have the contacts. So here I am, a proud member of the suburban liberal dregs.

London
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Joined October 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    15 Feb 2017

    ME: *turns up at White House with truckload of peaches* SO-CALLED EXPERT: That's not what impeachment involv– ME: *starts loading trebuchet*

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  2. 5 hours ago

    if you can't handle me at my worst then lol that makes two of us I'm such a nightmare!!! omg we have so much in common, you should stay, please

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  3. 11 hours ago

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  4. 14 hours ago

    We should just lock Corbyn and Johnson in a room together and let them argue it out and then never ever unlock the room.

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  5. 14 hours ago

    There is a hidden message in the Bible, which I have decoded after years of intense numerological study. It reads: "NERRRRRD."

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  6. 15 hours ago

    what about a light saber

    Love is the only invincible weapon, because it has the power to disarm the forces of evil.
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  7. 16 hours ago

    *gets pelted with crystals of green silicate rich in aluminium and sodium* I'm just feeling quite jaded at the moment

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  8. 16 hours ago

    He will absolutely love this. An amusing, odd, but harmless character who definitely isn't a mendacious fanatic.

    It’s come to our readers attention that has been masquerading as Beano character Walter Brown. A clear breach of our copyright.
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  9. 17 hours ago

    *grits teeth*

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  10. 17 hours ago

    "I don't like your writing style" is not valid copyediting feedback. "I don't like your writing style" is not valid copyediting feedback. "I don't like your writing style" is not valid copyediting feedback. "I don't like your writing style" is not valid copyediting feedback. "I d

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  11. 20 hours ago

    The idea of “learning styles” is obviously untrue. When I was at school I learned loads of stuff but had absolutely no style.

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  12. Apr 3

    well there are almost 200 states in the world, so logically the chances of it being russia are only about 0.5%

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  13. Apr 3

    Good piece by . Across any community, language conventions vary – and they change at varying rates. This is very visible in online writing, a young set of formats whose features drive new conventions.

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  14. Apr 3

    It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets slightly dry skin.

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  15. Apr 3

    Great story by on the scientists working out why people go nasty on social media and how to change the dynamic:

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  16. Apr 3

    "I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you." *goes on Twitter* *tweets "Kidnappers are bad"* Ha, that'll show 'em.

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  17. Apr 3

    Wars are good, and easy to win! You just fire your weapons, and your enemies sit there and die!

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  18. Apr 3

    To anybody who is still genuinely thinking "Ooh, maybe David Miliband": stop. It's like you're in a shop repeatedly swiping a credit card that expired 5 years ago. Stop.

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  19. Apr 3

    Happy to bribe a medical student to do it if that'll be faster. I can provide a bread knife, screwdriver, antiseptic and towels, and in return I'll buy you a blue-ray or a podcast or a fidget spinner or whatever it is you youngsters like nowadays

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  20. Apr 3

    Medical advice request: which bit of my brain is it that compels me to pay attention to political news and what's the waiting list like for getting it removed?

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  21. Retweeted
    Mar 6

    I have in my head a jokey definition of grammar as (roughly) "the aspects of language that people criticise you for getting wrong". Was there someone in particular who came up with this or is it just one of those ideas that does the rounds?

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