Snooty Juicer

@SnootyJuicer

I'm that one girl, you met that one time, at that one place...yeah, that's me.

Indiana, USA
Joined July 2017
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  1. 20 hours ago

    Classroom construction update: Me: Are you here to get the pallets of carpet out of my classroom? Guy: I can, but this seems to be the "crap room" so I don't think there's a rush. Me: Some of this "crap" is my classroom stuff and it belongs here Guy: {awkward silence}

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  2. Aug 9

    I’m suppose to start school tomorrow but I’m not done binge-watching Netflix...I can call in sick, right?

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  3. Aug 9

    New-to-my-department guy update: He got his official email and already has an "out of office" reply. That's not how this works. School starts tomorrow.

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  4. Aug 9

    Why is it so difficult to find a pair of plain black dress pants???

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  5. Aug 8

    There's a new guy in my department at school and he emails me from his AOL account and feels the need to include his degree letters after his name. Dude, no one cares...don't be that guy...

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  6. Aug 6

    Today’s is Garlic-Honey Chicken Thighs!! Served with garden-fresh zucchini “fries” and brown rice topped with pan sauce!

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  7. Aug 6

    I did a little decorating today :)

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  8. Aug 5

    I introduced to Sparks. I am both amused and apologetic.

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  9. Aug 4

    “My beauty is a light switch away” by way of

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  10. Aug 4

    Working in my garage, listening to and one of the "doesn't understand property lines" neighbor kids comes in and starts asking questions. He hears a "swear word" and says he has to go because he's not allowed to listen to things with that language. Thanks ladies!!

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  11. Aug 4

    And yet, has done more for education, at-risk students, underprivileged kids, and their families than you have as president so...

    Lebron James was just interviewed by the dumbest man on television, Don Lemon. He made Lebron look smart, which isn’t easy to do. I like Mike!
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  12. Aug 2

    Hey , I ordered Cheez Balls a month ago from and they still haven't shipped! What's up??

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  13. Aug 1

    Seriously ...how are you gonna end the season like that?!?!?!

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  14. Jul 31

    Who decided the smell of "clean" was lemon??

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  15. Jul 30

    Today’s is meatball “subs”. I didn’t like the bread options so we had them open-faced. Still yummy!!

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  16. Jul 29

    I woke up around 5:30 this morning and asked what time it was. When I told him, he said “it’s time for Barney to go to the dr.” What? He says “Fife-hurty...Barney is hurt and needs a doctor.” Can’t wait to see what he says next

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  17. Jul 29

    ...had one job.

    You
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  18. Jul 28

    Dear , You don't update your tracking info so now I'm held hostage in my own home until you decide to make a delivery, which according to your cust service, could be Mon or Tues. Delivery was scheduled for Mon but you tried today and I wasn't home because it's not Mon!!

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  19. Jul 27

    I’m only a few minutes into the new season of and we should just give all of the awards to

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  20. Jul 24

    (On the phone) Nurse: A few reminders before your MRI...do you have any piercings? Me: Yes, I have 14 Nurse: You’ll need to tak...oh wow...that’s a lot...

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