SmoothBear

@SmoothBear

Confronting the cosmos with bemused horror. Pronouns: thee/thy/thou

Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2009.

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    Right now, there's a dog out there that's incredibly lucky that Donald Trump decided not to get a dog.

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    3. velj

    u can tell how evil a company is by how touching their super bowl ad attempts to be

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    2. svi 2019.
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    I am only going to say this once: Oral 👏 history 👏 of 👏 CATS (2019) 👏

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    He looks like the cat that just ate democracy.

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    31. sij

    it's not Rogers and Hammerstein, it's Doctor Rogers's and Doctor Hammerstein's oh forget it

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    31. sij

    Stop with this impeachment nonsense— we have to wait for the 2020 election and let the foreign dictators decide

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    30. sij

    Imagine if MLB said the solution to the Astros cheating scandal would be just beat the Astros next year. That’s the Trump defense.

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    "THIS IS IN THE PUBLIC INTEREST,” I scream as I run from the Flyers security team with a stolen Gritty costume under my arm

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    27. sij

    Remember, Marcus Aurelius has already absolved you of the duty of having a take

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    25. sij

    I’m all about that GRIND G et rest R est I like to rest N ot a fan of not resting D ont bother me I’m resting

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    25. sij

    lady bernie bros are bernie bras

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    i went viral on linkedin and i now have over 2,000 jobs

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    Therapy summarized: the thing you’re worried about isn’t the thing you’re worried about

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    24. sij

    EXECUTIVE: “You have one sentence to pitch me your show” ME:

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    22. sij

    Marie Kondo and Toy Story taught me the exact opposite lessons.

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    20. sij

    Whenever anyone interviews a white nationalist, instead of engaging with their "politics," they should ask about their job, family, relationship history, and what they wanted to be as a child and why it didn't happen.

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    9. sij

    When I was a kid my grandpa told me I should be sure to know my hand span and the length of a useful finger so I could make decent measurements with just my hands and he was right

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  20. 8. sij

    Make America Great Satan Again.

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