edward

@Smith_EB

Software guy living the Bay Area tech, um, dream. Affirm, ex-Branch Metrics, ex-SideCar

San Francisco, CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2012.

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    6. velj

    BREAKING: To compensate for "mistakes" made in the , the is saying it will announce the results of the New Hampshire primary three days BEFORE the voting.

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    30. sij

    How am I driving? Text me at 1800-666-WHATTHECRAP, and answer a short survey on why we're all doomed to live in a godless state! We just received them and they're shipping now! |

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    27. sij

    This NYTimes correction just gets getter and better

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    19. sij

    woke up to a text from my mom about how a wild elephant went into a Sri Lankan hotel and gently wandered around while poking stuff with his trunk

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  5. 6. sij
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  6. 6. sij

    Holy Roller /2 – mjesto: Ocean Beach

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  7. 6. sij

    Holy Roller /1 – mjesto: Ocean Beach

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  8. 6. sij

    Bombay Beach Airport

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  9. 30. pro 2019.

    Woah. Sounds way better than my butt music.

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    LOLWUT (Translation via google: "Finally, we succeeded in developing an external SSD type biometric storage. Finally, we succeeded in developing an external SSD type biometric storage.")

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    26. pro 2019.

    My family doesn't appreciate my biblically accurate angel cookie

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    27. pro 2019.

    My plan to make latkes tonight was almost stymied by—get this—not having enough oil

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    Your Christmas tree may be cool, but does it look like Godzilla and breath atomic breath? 📸: Steven Newland on YouTube

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  14. 16. pro 2019.
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    12. pro 2019.

    Okay, time for the sad thread. Been bracing myself for this one. We will now review the rise and fall of the Key System, the east bay's (SF bay) longest running and most successful electric light railway. A gem taken from us by corporate greed and capitalism.

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    12. pro 2019.

    And this is how it's done 👌

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    12. pro 2019.

    Just sent *Brian Eno* out with a list of doors to knock on for and . What a legend.

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    Clinomania is the overwhelming urge to lie down. Goes well with 'snerdling' (curling up under a blanket).

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    22. stu 2019.

    Went to the end of Dreamforce in a ghillie suit and camouflaged by the various fake nature displays, pretending to be an artificial shrub after the event ended. I hid easily, but security took notice when I stood near the line for champagne. – mjesto: Moscone South

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    Whoever's running this simulation clearly DGAF about plausibility any more

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