Smarmy McDude

@SmarmyMcDude

muppet in the streets, fraggle in the sheets

Chicago, Il USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2015.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    9. pro 2017.

    I don’t wanna sound sexist, but I don’t really get fake eyebrows, Clarice the doe on Rudolph is super cute!

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    4. velj

    High School Reunion.

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    2. velj

    SUPER BOWL PREDICTION New England 0. And that's all that matters.

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    28. sij

    Kids eat free tonight! Either joint

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    Live action GTA getaway outside of UIC last night

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  6. 24. sij
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    22. sij

    In Chicago we don’t say “I love you”. We say “yes, I can pick you up at O’hare” and I think that’s beautiful.

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    19. sij

    woke up to a text from my mom about how a wild elephant went into a Sri Lankan hotel and gently wandered around while poking stuff with his trunk

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    15. sij

    In 1995 a group of NASA scientists studied the effects of various drugs on spiders, specifically on the way they weave their webs

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    12. sij

    You're Americans. Act like it!

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    9. sij
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  12. 6. sij

    per in MMQB, uh, I mean FMiA, on the Patsies game... "Then the game. And the air pfffffted out of the..." was game balls implied here?

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    “Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men’s blood and probably themselves will not be realized.” —Daniel Burnham 🌟My motto for 2020.🌟

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    Tomorrow, Illinois will become the 11th state to legalize and regulate adult-use cannabis. But our state is today doing something that sets us apart: Illinois is putting equity first, clearing thousands of convictions and giving individuals & their families a new lease on life.

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  15. 27. pro 2019.

    Thanks for the email I already knew this but I'm glad someone else recognized!! namaste!!

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    24. pro 2019.

    Recent administrations with the MOST criminal indictments: Trump (Republican) - 215 Nixon (Republican) - 76 Reagan (Republican) - 26 Recent administrations with the LEAST criminal indictments: Obama (Democrat) - 0 Carter (Democrat) - 1 Clinton (Democrat) - 2 Notice a pattern?

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    22. pro 2019.

    Ha haaaaa love this map!

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    Get your drunk ass back to Sesame Street (via ig: jaybyrds323)

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    Friendly neighborhood biologist here. I see a lot of people are talking about biological sexes and gender right now. Lots of folks make biological sex sex seem really simple. Well, since it’s so simple, let’s find the biological roots, shall we? Let’s talk about sex...[a thread]

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    17. pro 2019.

    States with lower populations than Los Angeles County

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    14. pro 2019.

    Try not to be a cunt... it’s Christmas

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