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    17. sij
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    What does cheetle

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    29. pro 2019.

    me: when she sucks me i look the QWOP guy lol person at party: what. who are you talking about me : QWOP guy person: no who is ‘sucking’ you? you can’t open with that line man. i don’t know who you are me: ( typing QWOP into my phone)

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    26. pro 2019.

    The very first thing you see in CATS is a car. I said OH SHIT they drive cars?! But they don’t. I think that’s the only thing that could improve the movie: if they drove little cars. They should put that in the next patch

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    26. pro 2019.

    look at the new baby waby. is this what you want? come get your algorithmically produced slop you little piggy wiggies.

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    26. pro 2019.

    no bladder cancer for jim? it’s jim time baby

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    “I’m Rey.” “Rey who?” *Rey looks around for a moment, then smiles* “Rey Star Wars.” DIRECTED BY JJ ABRAMS

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    19. pro 2019.

    waiter: *quietly* sir? me: yes? waiter: I have a message from your wife me: ok waiter: she says you're sitting at the wrong table me: I see

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    18. pro 2019.

    WOKE 34 YEAR OLD NERD: i love new star wars REDPILL 34 YEAR OLD NERD: i hate new star wars ME: gentlemen, please, let’s focus on something you both love...wearing a t-shirt with a blazer

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    18. pro 2019.

    Tech tip for people who aren't as tech-savvy as me: When you press the h button on your keyboard, you get a lower-case h. But what if you want an upper-case h? Easy! Just go to the wikipedia page on horses, copy the upper-case h and paste it into your document. Problem solved 👍

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    17. pro 2019.

    ME: Thanks for seeing me. Whenever I asked my father for help with these issues he’d just ask me if I tried sucking less. THERAPIST: That’s horrible. ME: Yeah. THERAPIST: ME: THERAPIST: Have— *clears throat* have you tried that though?

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    17. pro 2019.

    [having sex] her: talk to me ur too quiet me: thanks for doing this

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    What is something you can say during sex. Unh unh unh! Lol. Stupid

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    How many cubes can you spin in your mind at once? That's your cubescore.

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    6. pro 2019.

    why don't snakes just roll downhill sideways?

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    3. pro 2019.

    instead of my 600 pound life there should be my touch-starved life and it follows guys who try to wrestle all their friends after 1.5 beers

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    3. pro 2019.

    My girlfriend was in a horrid mood because someone stole her brand new $2,799 MacBook Pro so I bought her chick-fil-a waffle fries with the money I made from pawning it and let her touch my dick/balls & now she’s good as new. That’s all it takes fellas

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