sara

@SlebowSays

jewish american pisces

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Дата регистрации: декабрь 2012 г.

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  1. Закрепленный твит
    12 мар.

    is it still imposter syndrome if you’re genuinely untalented?

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  2. 10 часов назад

    i actually think men and women can be siblings without one of them eventually wanting to fuck the other

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  3. 21 час назад

    on horrible terrible life altering days like today it is important for us to come together and remember that i was found LEGALLY not at FAULT for CRASHING my SUBARU

    text message that says “slebow sorry you got hit by a car but congrats on your viral tweet”
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  4. 27 апр.

    i called 911 after getting hit today and got an automated response saying “your call is very important to us please stay on the line until the next dispatcher is available”

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  5. 27 апр.

    riding in the back of a cop car to the nearest gas station while looking out his window at my rear ended car on the tow truck was definitely the weirdest uber i’ve ever taken

    looking from the backseat of a police car at a damaged car on a tow truck
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  6. ретвитнул(а)
    19 апр.

    someone just texted me to inform me this article I wrote in 2017 had over 4k shares and over 20k views and i’m allowed to brag about that because the text came while i was literally on a walk around my work campus crying outside!

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  7. 25 апр.

    i have been too busy all week to process that tomorrow is the day taylor swift announces that she is bi and entering her name into the raffle of who gets to be president next

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  8. 25 апр.

    good for elizabeth warren for being the first openly haunted democratic presidential candidate

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  9. ретвитнул(а)
    24 апр.

    inform the alumni newsletter that i am still in the corn maze

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  10. 23 апр.

    a man in the elevator of my hotel asked me if i was on a field trip and then got mad at me when i told him i am in midtown for work

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  11. 23 апр.

    a month before i graduated college i found out i was one credit short of graduation and when i called my mom to tell her she said “i had that dream last night”

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  12. 22 апр.

    “Teaching kids to read would be a slap in the face to all those who struggled to get by on pictures”

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  13. 22 апр.

    only slide into my dms with wardog updates

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  14. 21 апр.

    tonic water tastes like water-flavored soda

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  15. ретвитнул(а)
    20 апр.

    im in Wisconsin and i can’t stop thinking about death

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  16. 20 апр.

    you ever walk down the sidewalk on a joyful saturday morning wearing yellow and holding a baseball bat and realize you’re doing LEMONADE?

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  17. 20 апр.

    no one cares i know but just to be clear, this bathroom does not have a toilet, is that correct?

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  18. 20 апр.

    IF I GET WINE DRUNK ENOUGH ON MY OWN TONIGHT ITS TECHNICALLY A MITZVAH

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  19. 20 апр.

    lizzo play me out of this horrible week!

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  20. ретвитнул(а)
    18 февр.

    i think moses is a great example of how throwing out the baby with the bath water can actually work out sometimes

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  21. 19 апр.

    it’s a good thing jews don’t rly have hell bc this would put me over the edge

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