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Spoiler alert: he was not enrolled in an OrangeTheory class at 4am.
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An Ex Boyfriend once got me a Fitbit for Christmas. I loved it. We synched up, motivated each other... didn’t hate it until he was unaccounted for at 4am and his physical activity levels were spiking on the app 
wish the story wasn’t real.https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1202326675012362240 …
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I now feel much better about my absolute shittiest break up ever.
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I also had a guy get drunk and bring another girl home forgetting I was spending the night there. We were set to go to church the next morning and I stayed in to get sleep. I could write a book.
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I am so sorry that happened to you but that is an amazing story. I have many questions. What happened when you confronted him? Did he own it or try to talk his way out? Did you tell him it was the fitbit right away or just that you were suspicious to see what he said?
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, let me present to you the timeline of events: Fitbit, 4am: normal levels Fitbit, 4:01am: increased heart rate, extreme wrist activity Fitbit, 4:03am: normal levels I rest my case.https://youtu.be/n87msBVVJ2o
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Calling the police station bc I was at his home with balloons for his birthday and the behavior was out of character
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This is one of your highest grade tweets. Phenomenal story telling lol
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My girlfriend once said “one day we will laugh about this” as I sobbed uncontrollably in the car. I have now many times bahahahah
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called my ex repeatedly one night without any answer which was v bizarre ESPECIALLY bc it was my bday.... continued calling throughout the night until he accidentally picked up on his apple watch, mid f*ck with another girl from his hometown L O L good times
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It was his birthday and I was at his home w balloons ahead of the birthday I planned the next day.
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