Matt Slack

@slack

I am not a real-time messaging, archiving and search for modern teams.

Holland, MI
Joined October 2006

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  1. It horrifies me that anyone would find this horrifying. (I won’t even talk about what some of the replies do to me.)

  2. We need more pod hotels in American airports.

  3. I’ve been in Finland for 2.5 days, and had salmon at 4 meals. Finns fuckin’ love that fish, and I’m ok with that.

  4. “there are horrors” describes our hotel bathroom

  5. “Oh! You work at Slack?” I probably won’t introduce myself to anyone else at the conference now.

  6. Odd, this paragraph was I the yesterday. What changed today?

  7. Remember the last time Arabs came to Europe and spread this blight of serene courtyards and ornamental horticulture?

  8. I could really use an Extra-Drowsy version of Sudafed right now.

  9. How dare Beyonce bring symbols of past racial strife into popular music performance!!

  10. I've been waiting for 7 years for President Obama to take my gun and all I got was a job, cheaper gas, health insurance & marriage equality.

  11. “Look at that, you son of a bitch."

  12. Hey how come there's no SSL on ?

  13. Carousels can make for fun juxtapositions .

  14. It's , the day signed the to abolish slavery, declaring liberty for all!

  15. Jessica Jones, OITNB, Unbreakable Kimmy all renewed. Force Awakens smashed $1 billion. But nobody wants female leads, guys, duh.

  16. To all the angry people freaking out over these minor steps in common sense gun control, YOU HAVE OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.

    • @BatLabels

      Collecting explanatory labels from the 1966-1968 Batman TV series. Maintained by and 100% unofficial. (It's spelled Waynebeau)

    • @KimKierkegaard

      The philosophy of Søren Kierkegaard mashed with the tweets and observations of Kim Kardashian.

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