Skoog

@Skoog

copywriter | idiot

Knoxville, TN
Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2012.
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    12. tra 2018.

    [being boiled alive in a witch's soup] witch (smacking me with her broom): stop *smack* eating *smack* all *smack* the *smack* potatoes *smacksmacksmack*

    78 replies 12.061 proslijeđeni tweet 29.187 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  2. prije 20 minuta

    Pete Buttigieg knocking on your door to talk about your mailbox not being one of the "approved shades of beige"

    5 replies 3 proslijeđena tweeta 76 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  3. prije 35 minuta

    tooth fairy: [sitting on the edge of the bed, putting on her shoes] you got those teeth for me? dentist: why don’t you ever want to stay and cuddle? tooth fairy: don’t do this. [standing up and adjusting her wings] you knew what this relationship was when we started

    14 proslijeđenih tweetova 122 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  4. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    prije 22 sata

    god: [stroking his great beard] hmm angel: i think it looks nice sir god: what if i moved it to the forehead angel: also a good choice god: how about two of them? angel: love it sir god: no no angel: perhaps the chest? god: tiddies on the chest? preposterous. but maybe...

    54 proslijeđena tweeta 749 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  5. prije 15 sati

    thinking about this parallel universe a lot lately. i wonder if they’re happier

    7 proslijeđenih tweetova 175 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  6. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    prije 18 sati

    It's cool how if you scratch the surface of anything in modern America, you find a little nest of well-connected con-men and failsons who are somehow simultaneously fucking it up, losing money, and raking in huge profits.

    39 replies 1.791 proslijeđeni tweet 10.231 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
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  7. prije 22 sata

    god: what's he doing now angel: he appears to be pawing them like a kitten god: very good angel: and giggling god: good giggle or bad giggle? angel: bad giggle sir? god: like is he laughing at them cuz they're dumb? angel: oh no sir. i believe he's just very excited

    1 proslijeđeni tweet 210 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  8. prije 22 sata

    [later] god: what does adam think? angel: he hasn't said anything for an hour sir god: that a good thing? angel: i believe so, yes. eve jumped up and down once and he about shit his pants god: pants? angel: it's just a saying sir god: ah... i like it

    1 reply 2 proslijeđena tweeta 234 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  9. prije 22 sata

    god: what do we think? angel: inspired decision sir god: yeah? they really "draw the eye" don't they? angel: can't stop looking at them sir god: christ, me neither. i think this might be it angel: shall i ready the 3D printer sir? god: mhm these yabbos are ready to go

    3 proslijeđena tweeta 202 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  10. prije 22 sata

    god: [stroking his great beard] hmm angel: i think it looks nice sir god: what if i moved it to the forehead angel: also a good choice god: how about two of them? angel: love it sir god: no no angel: perhaps the chest? god: tiddies on the chest? preposterous. but maybe...

    54 proslijeđena tweeta 749 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  11. prije 22 sata

    everyone you meet thinks about you for at least a little bit. honestly, that shouldn't be allowed.

    1 reply 8 proslijeđenih tweetova 69 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  12. prije 23 sata

    wife: [shows me picture of our cat] me: nice wife: she’s doing such a good job me: at what? wife: being small me: ok

    133 proslijeđena tweeta 1.689 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  13. prije 24 sata

    29

    Without using any numbers, how old are you?
    5 replies 2 proslijeđena tweeta 245 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  14. 5. velj

    professor x: what’s your power? me: i don’t miss professor x: what? me: [shows him my tweet about the baby yoda sex doll] professor x: [smiling and nodding] i see

    77 proslijeđenih tweetova 1.603 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  15. 5. velj

    “Look at me! Look at me!” Pete shouts to his 70yo supporters. They look and clap as he does a mediocre somersault. “He’s very talented,” says a Grandmother from DesMoines. “And such a smart boy,” her friend says, nodding emphatically.

    12 proslijeđenih tweetova 193 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  16. 5. velj

    good morning

    1 proslijeđeni tweet 18 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  17. 5. velj

    this what happens when you have a ghost poop

    6 replies 8 proslijeđenih tweetova 183 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  18. 5. velj

    good night. minnie will be your dream palace guide this evening. enjoy.

    1 reply 1 proslijeđeni tweet 67 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    7. lip 2018.

    him: *on one knee* me: you disrespectful piece of–

    169 proslijeđenih tweetova 619 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  20. 4. velj

    sry for all the political shit today but i went to the doctor this morning and i’m just so fucking tired of this shit and a system where i can call the hospital and the insurance provider and NEITHER OF THEM CAN TELL ME HOW MUCH SOMETHING IS GOING TO COST

    5 replies 19 proslijeđenih tweetova 196 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  21. 4. velj

    boom boom

    7 replies 109 proslijeđenih tweetova 1.794 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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