I'm never drinking again and I mean that. I'm never going to have sex again and this may be a lie.
@OutOfLeftField_ To guarantee you can checkmark 'never' next to being allowed either of those activities, simply get married. #trueStory
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@OutOfLeftField_ No fools, true. Worthy, yes. - Show replies
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