All these holiday villains who're like, "I hate Christmas!" "I hate Halloween!" But the most relatable holiday to probably hate is Valentine's Day. Think about it.pic.twitter.com/CBClBqbcJi
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I like Valentine's Day simply for the fact that in all versions of the story of Saint Valentine he gave a big fat "fuck you" to authority and social convention in the name of love.
All I remember was when I was in elementary school and we had to give out valentines to everyone or whatever. And I remember I struggled to open some girl's valentine and accidentally ripped it. I remember she was ticked off and upset.pic.twitter.com/8uQJKxoxN4
