"No one has proved themselves worthy as of yet"
telling people you’re single: • “you’ll find someone” • “have you tried tinder” saying “many have tried to date me and all have failed”: • mystical • empowering • sword-in-the-stone vibes
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See but then I gotta make it clear that I'm being sarcastic, because that sounds like something an incel would say seriously
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hm they have managed to ruin a lot of great things to say
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Very Khutulun, Khanate Princess energy. Don’t date anyone who can’t beat you in a wrestling match. Take their horses and their pride.
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I mean it’s really just a win-win. Either you find a worthy man or hey, free horse! Can’t ever say no to a free horse. (Troy doesn’t count. That was wood.)
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I like this so much better than my family’s “runaway bride / she won’t stay with anyone” narrative. I’m just a mystical force that can’t be contained.
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Dee, I was thrilled to see one of your films the other day on amazon prime. I told my sister "I know her!!"
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Oh! That’s awesome, thank you!
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(Thank you both for being thrilled AND for being willing to admit you know me.
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I didn’t know you. Do now. Hello!
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I facilitate a group on Facebook called The Larder - a support and information hub for all kinds of theatremakers. Burlesque (which is brilliant) is already represented by the magnificent Freida Nipples amongst others. You’re welcome to join us - http://www.facebook.com/groups/TheLarder …
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I’m not familiar with Freida! I sent a request. Thanks!
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I'm single for the same reasons people attempt to climb Mt. Everest. From afar I don't seem threatening. Of those that try, most turn back. Some catch me on the wrong day and die on the mountain.
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I love this so much. "die on the mountain" YES.
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Them: how are you single?! Me: you're assuming the problem is with me.
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Them: oh sweetie.... Your just not... Me: *vanishes in a cloud of smoke and laughter* Them: ... Trying?
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