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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
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My dad use to tell my to not try and write with a broken pencil...because it was pointless...
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@Kristin92200375 Why don't vampires like Sizzler? Because they have a lot of steaks
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do.
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@JulepBee Dad says- You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache (sarcastically :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Q: Knock Knock A: Who’s there? Q: Felix. A: Felix who? Q: Felixausted, let me in!
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@saikohapa What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese#SizzlerDadJokesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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