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""Dad can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me"
#SizzlerDadJokes #giveaway
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@KeriEjustice Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Because it's too cold out tide!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese
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@CorbinGill2 I used to say I’m Thirsty! Dad would say “I’m Friday!”
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@helmickkm IDk if this counts but my dad would always tell me the joke "why did the chicken cross the road?" To get to the otherside.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ArmentaJoanna My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water. I Schwepped her of her feet.
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Cashier: $11.92 Dad: Ahhh…. That was a great year!
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#SizzlerDadJokes#FathersDay when I say really he say willy or when somebody is choking he says chucky corny or what lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I have a fear of elevators, but I've started taking steps to avoid it. — lol
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@only1anths "What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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