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My dad used to be addicted to the hokey pokey...but he turned himself around.
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@only1anth Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@SolunaRain knock knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
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#SizzlerDadJokes my hubby's joke he tells everyone " How does NASA do parties"? They PLANET#RT AND#followingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@festive_cjesus why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its barkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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"I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me."
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@CarterCarter70 knock knock. Who's there ? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say bananaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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