Sizzler® USAVerified account

@Lscrogham What's the difference btwn a hippo and a zippo? One weighs a ton, the other is a little lighter!

#SizzlerDadJokes today, my son asked "can i have a book mark?" and i burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is brian. @DisneyMom917

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere

@bleugurle My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me... #SizzlerDadJokes

Why did the coffee go to the police? It got mugged. #corny #SizzlerDadJokes @Oh_So_Gucci

@mom321 Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere

I'm reading a good book about gravity but it's impossible to put down. #Sizzlerdadjokes @mariebblake

Okay, it's an oldie. What do you call Dad when he falls through the ice? A POPsicle!!

@xlcarthen the captain of a ship walks into a bar he's got the Helm of the ship and its pants the bartender says why do you have the helm in your pants I'm the captain goes argh it's driving me nuts

@Heather14921182 Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me. #SizzlerDadJokes