What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear! #SizzlerDadJokes
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What's brown and sticky? A stick.
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Pull my finger. Oops, stepped on a frog ( as he poots along)
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#SizzlerDadJokes How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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#SizzlerDadJokes My Dad used to say (in the most loving way) Does your face hurt, Me: No, Dad: Well it's killing me LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I'm reading a book about gravity and it's impossible to put down.
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Why couldn't the bike standup by itself? It was two tired.
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#Sizzlerdadjoke What does a blond say when she walks into a bar? OuchThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@blevinsh31 Why Did the chicken cross the road?? To get to the other side.. Duh...#SizzlerDadJokesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Q: What do you call a pile of cats... A: A meowntain.
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