I'm from SoCal and guacamole is expected at any event: birthday, baptism, funeral, reading of the will
Husband asked what I want for my bday. Answer: "I'd love some great guacamole!" Your 40s lower not just life expectancy, but expectations.
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I've never been more jealous of a funeral-goer, then!
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I feel you. We went to a "Mexican" restaurant specifically for guacamole and they didn't make it right.
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That's what we're attempting to do later!
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I asked for a back scratch for Christmas (age 41)
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Did you get it??
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LOL u making people laugh since 2006
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I'd ask, okay, where in the country do you want to go get it? Hello vacation
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