Simon Eskildsen

@Sirupsen

Director of Infrastructure Engineering . Mainly work with performance, databases, scalability, and resiliency. Toxiproxy, Logrus, Semian

Ottawa, Canada
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    31. lis 2019.

    My talk from SRECON about estimating system performance from first principles on a napkin is up! Learn how to figure out the expected latency from a system on a whiteboard instead of building them first. Much more efficient!

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  2. prije 4 sata

    Published the 5th computer napkin problem this morning!

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  3. 31. sij

    I’m in too deep.

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  4. 31. sij

    And yes, that is of course poutine immediately following the ceremony!

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  5. 31. sij

    As of this morning I am Danish-CANADIAN!

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  6. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    18. sij

    regular weekend: damn hope I have time to do laundry three day weekend: 𝓂𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝐼’𝓁𝓁 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝒶 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝓀

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  7. 14. sij

    Goorden Moore on "if cars had evolved at the same rate as microchips."

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  8. 9. sij

    This list on inventions discovered independently at around the same time is fascinating. When a series of inventions open doors, we allow the next generation of doors to be opened.

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  9. 7. sij

    Just sent out my fourth Napkin Math problem (). Little newsletter I'm running where I send a monthly email to practise doing back-of-the-envelope calculations. Subscribe at

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  10. 7. sij

    And don't forget the pesky bicycle!

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  11. 7. sij

    Even zippers were controversial!

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  12. 7. sij

    Her one sister who's currently at a hostel in New Zealand offered to obtain some fakes for the quiz from her friends there. First time I've used Google's "find visually similar images" feature. 👍

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  13. 7. sij

    Update: She got them completely wrong. Simon: 1 Jenn: 0 Best Monday night.

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  14. 7. sij

    I texted her sisters asking for pictures of their feet. Within 15 minutes I had the pictures. In search of 3 fakes for the foot quiz I left an absolutely criminal google search history behind. This is why they invented VPNs.

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  15. 7. sij

    Tonight my girlfriend brought up that she could "definitely picture her two sisters' feet." So I immediately decided to devise a way to call her on her bullshit.

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  16. 29. pro 2019.

    The Good: Free upgrade to business from Denmark to Canada! 🏆 I thought this only happened in fairy tales!! The Bad: Got too excited and ordered the salmon tartar with bubbly. Few hours later was sick in the airplane bathroom for an hour. 🤮

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  17. 6. pro 2019.

    This account of how humanity has transitioned from organic energy sources (horses, oxes, ..) to fossil (oil, gas) to renewable (solar, ..) comes highly recommended.

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    scoreboard for everyone keeping track at home: Shopify merchants during … 2017: ~$1 billion 2018: $1.8 billion 2019: $2.9 billion Entrepreneurship: W Direct-to-Consumer: W Traditional Department Stores: 🤷‍♂️

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  19. 3. pro 2019.

    Who knew a book about Marine navigation in the 1600 and 1700s could be such a page-turner? Featuring one man's 50-year mission to make the most accurate clock in the world in order to measure longitude.

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  20. 29. stu 2019.

    Passed my Canadian citizenship test, only few months away from swearing oath to the queen of the Commonwealth and a passport with a maple leaf on it!

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  21. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    14. stu 2019.

    In Japan, the web is slower towards the end of the month due to data caps, resulting in reduced engagement

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