met a bunch of guys from Harvard yesterday and I kept pretending like I never heard of that school just to piss them off...one of them legit turned red when I said, “Harvard? Is that like a local community college?” LMAOOOOOO
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I work at a lot of rich people weddings with a lot of annoying drunk dudes tryna show off, im gonna jot that one down in my head thanks 
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Of course!! Lemme know if you need any other tips or tricks to take a man’s inflated ego down a few notches
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Can we please have this thread? Thanks for all that you do for us
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If they say they bought a new car, don't ask the make, just ask, “What colour is it?” Then ask, “How come you didn't buy (choose any other colour)?”
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I would've been like "huh? Are you sure you didn't mean Hogwarts?"
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I used to be a hairdresser in the Silicon Valley. Dudes would come in all the time talking about being hired on at some huge-name company. I loved to mess with them. "Google? Never heard of it. Is that a children's store?" "Apple... Like, the fruit?" They got so mad.
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