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An 88-year-old Frenchman presented at Toulon A&E yesterday with a First World War shell shoved up his arse. Bomb disposal were called to make it safe. The hospital was evacuated. I wish this was a joke.
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KJP repeating this claim about January 6th is particularly tiresome considering that it diminishes decades of historic attacks on democracy from both foreign and domestic actors.
as i explain on 's substack from 2021, it's ahistorical garbage: outsidevoices.substack.com/p/biden-erased
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Jean-Pierre: "What we saw on January 6th was the worst attack on our democracy since the Civil War...Our democracy continues and remains under threat."
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"Siraj Hashmi has the biggest dick and is the best lover maker in history according to @SirajAHashmi" twitter.com/Collider/statu…
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Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah, friends!
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I should have been in the Avatar movie dancing with a group of various other female Avatars. Retweet if you agree.
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With potentially going to step down as CEO, I wholeheartedly endorse to become CEO and his first act is making head of Safety and whatever the hell bans people.
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The perplex AI knows too much about the internet already. Also it already knows that they were involved with radical islam.
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as you can tell from the photo, i’m really loving this new fleshlight
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Replying to @ListComesForAll @SirajAHashmi and @TwitterSupport
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the NFL when they wrote “End Racism” in the end zone:
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I wonder how much less racism there is since the NFL started writing ‘End Racism’ in the end zone.
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I wonder how much less racism there is since the NFL started writing ‘End Racism’ in the end zone.
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when i watch the New England Patriots attempt to play football
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it's so beautiful. *this* is true love.
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The question was “Write a story about Siraj Hashmi and Jennifer Rubin running away together.”
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The question was “Write a story about Siraj Hashmi and Jennifer Rubin running away together.”
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Emiliano Martínez makes vulgar gesture with Golden Glove trophy after World Cup win trib.al/pqPsUC1
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habibis…
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Holy shit they just converted Messi in front of the entire world! @SirajAHashmi
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Congratulations to Argentina’s Lionel Richie on winning his first World Cup. While NFL and college football players remain much more popular intentionally than he does, we should let him have his moment in the sun.
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Messi is so good that he can even beat the Drake curse.
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Andres Cantor, an Argentine himself, with a phenomenal call after #ARG wins the #FIFAWorldCupFinal.
Cantor sobbing...it shows how much it means to so many people.
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¡¡¡Argentina hoy no DUERME señores!!!
Llegó la tercera #FIFAWorldCup después de 36 años.
Gracias a #Messi, Lionel Scaloni, Ángel Di María y compañía 
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para felicitar al campeón 
#MundialTelemundo #ElMundialLoEsTodo #FRAvsARG
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As a Haitian…
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France wins that game if they would have just asked for America's help.
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doing a line for Maradona 🙏🏼
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greatest 120+ minutes of soccer i’ve ever witnessed
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I WATCHED THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME AND THEN I RAN I SPRINTED TO TAKE A PISS AND MISSED THE EXTRA TIME GOAL FUCK THIS SPORT
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