Matthias Corvinus

@SirMx

kinky geeky Dom, cheese obsessed lover of all things spanky! Proud Owner of

London
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2011.

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  1. 21. velj 2012.

    aww she's not even coming to my continent! Would love to see Fiona Apple live.

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  2. 18. velj 2012.

    Ohh Guinness! Something tells me I'll be crapping buck-shot tomorrow.

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  3. 18. velj 2012.

    Oh ffs: Just accidentally ate ham! Washing the taste away with Stilton.

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  4. 11. velj 2012.

    Watching sitcom on Horror channel about a giant Komodo. No budget by the look of it: least none for sfx, acting, or scientific consultancy.

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  5. 6. velj 2012.

    Pub dinner with the sexiest woman on earth

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    6. velj 2012.

    What a waste of a 41 gun salute in London today. That would have been enough to deal with the whole cabinet

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  7. 6. velj 2012.

    @dom_estics do we call it pishi or suzza?

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  8. 5. velj 2012.

    : Handcuff key inside zip pull: for when safety words aren't enough ” one for all you mischievous subs.

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  9. 31. sij 2012.

    Dear new guy at work: why're your hands a different tan shade to your face? Are the shades connected by a gradient or stop at wrists & neck?

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  10. 30. sij 2012.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    mornin' ;)

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    30. sij 2012.

    The more cheese the more holes. The more holes the less cheese. Result: The more cheese the less cheese.

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  12. 30. sij 2012.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    not tried Bewleys but will have to now.

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  13. 30. sij 2012.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    gah, you're making me yearn for a cup of Barry's now

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    26. sij 2012.

    With no job vacancies, withdrawing benefits to encourage people into work is like withdrawing medicine to encourage them to become immortal

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  15. 24. sij 2012.

    News journalism telling us dishonesty is on the rise? Next up: Antony Worral Thompson tell us everybody steals.

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  16. 16. sij 2012.

    If the moon was 869.4km closer when the dinosaurs arrived & 245.7km closer when they died, how big did it look?

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  17. 16. sij 2012.

    Hang on, so the moon is nearly 125cm further away now than when I was born? 3.5m further than at the battle of Hastings?!

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