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    24. lis 2018.

    HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds? ME: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations

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    21. sij

    Not all heroes...

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  4. I had my doubts about Monster™ "El Bambino" energy baby formula, but then my kid started walking at 7 weeks old.

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    1. svi 2019.

    I have to admit, every time they upgrade me to First Class for free, I get a

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    prije 21 sat

    *Creating an RPG character* Me: Next you'll assign it basic skills- Liam Neeson: Ugh Me: And over time you'll acquire more particular skills Liam Neeson: Oooh

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  9. I'm getting along just fine as a divorced guy, even though sometimes I feel like the smallest things might make me snap, lol. Now excuse me while I hard boil these dozen eggs in the microwave.

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  10. Still amazing to me how that one guy signed the ass of every single cabbage patch doll. The guy must have a forearm like Popeye.

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  11. What would be funny, to me, is if Netflix did a new season of Freaks and Geeks like they did Wet Hot American Summer, where no one acknowledges the fact that everyone at the high school is in their 40s.

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    5. velj

    Hey girl. They call me Iowa, cause I can only get 62% in.

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  13. If you need me, I'm gonna be alone in my room for a while reading the hashtag recall romney tweets. Knock before entering.

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    9. svi 2017.

    The GOP congress can't impeach Trump because the Russians hacked their Steam accounts, and would delete their anime dating sim save files.

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  15. You can tell Romney did something right because all the correct people are rage-shitting their pants.

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    Today, Mitt Romney truly became Pierre Delecto. Congratulations to the people of Utah for electing the Republican senator with more guts and integrity than the rest of his caucus put together.

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  18. Did you notice this in the last episode of Bob's Burgers?

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    5. ruj 2014.

    A cat heroically struggling to call 911 with his paws while you watch, dying and helpless on the floor, but he's using the tv remote

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  20. Lady: Sir, I take issue with your magazine this month. Editor: I'll let it slide this time, but next month you have to pay for it.

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    anyone who talk shit about young people being on their phones is clapped. we could be reading books on here. learning about the world. expanding our minds. personally i’m only ever talking shit and lookin at memes on mine but other people might be doin that stuff

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