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    SimpsonsQOTD‏ @SimpsonsQOTD 21 Feb 2018

    “I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.”pic.twitter.com/kUhIa49aab

    3:34 AM - 21 Feb 2018
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      1. Chris Ward‏ @yorker129_7 21 Feb 2018
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        I heard that guy's ass has it's own Congressman

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      1. Sasha  🌈‏ @SashaAnimator 21 Feb 2018
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      2. Jamaal Malik‏ @jamaalm 21 Feb 2018
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      3. Jamaal Malik‏ @jamaalm 21 Feb 2018
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        I got blocked for this, what the flanderspic.twitter.com/VQrHsfzw9H

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      1. Edward Richings‏ @EHR_96 21 Feb 2018
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      2. Gabe and Ian‏ @pretzel_boyz 21 Feb 2018
        Replying to @SimpsonsQOTD

        to be fair ralph is right, this happened at the Frying Dutchman

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      3. Greater New Jersey Irredentist‏ @Ragnarogatory 21 Feb 2018
        Replying to @pretzel_boyz @SimpsonsQOTD

        "Bottomless Pete, Nature's Cruelest Mistake."pic.twitter.com/lhyGWyKyki

        Bottomless Pete, Nature's Cruelest Mistake
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      2.  🌀Marie....or ma’am 🌀‏ @HypnoMarie1978 21 Feb 2018
        Replying to @SimpsonsQOTD

        Washing my fat guy hat honey,mmm,I can feel 3 kinds of softness

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      3. Max JT Meyer, next jokey tag here TBD‏ @TranceScript 21 Feb 2018
        Replying to @HypnoMarie1978 @SimpsonsQOTD

        Lumber lung, juggler's despair, achy breaky pelvis, why am I so healthy?

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