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    SimpsonsQOTD‏ @SimpsonsQOTD 27 Apr 2020

    "Your kid flew five feet, that counts as a ride, two bucks!"pic.twitter.com/8UUQTwGHEF

    5:52 AM - 27 Apr 2020
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      1. Bottlegate proud thrower‏ @mawlkholzapfel 27 Apr 2020
        Replying to @SimpsonsQOTD

        Well....that was hardly 5 feet.

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      2. Steve Birks‏ @Bixelby 27 Apr 2020
        Replying to @SimpsonsQOTD

        That certainly is a feisty feline.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. We Got Dodgson Here‏ @patsloan08 27 Apr 2020
        Replying to @Bixelby @SimpsonsQOTD

        Dad, feline means cat.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. jhawk4life  🇺🇸‏ @jhawk4life 27 Apr 2020
        Replying to @SimpsonsQOTD

        "Look at this, Marge! $58 and all of it profit! I'm the smartest businessman in the world." "Stampy's food bill today was $300." "Marge, please, don't humiliate me in front of the money."

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      1. Adam Schwartzman‏ @Adampro941 27 Apr 2020
        Replying to @SimpsonsQOTD

        Well, these bills will have to be paid out of your allowance. You'll have to raise my allowance to about a thousand dollars a week. Then that's what I'll do, smart guy.

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      1. Steve Dawson‏ @ThisBeSteveD 27 Apr 2020
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        'Where's my elephant?!' Hey, they're playing the elephant song!

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      1. Alan Hamilton‏ @starfall42 27 Apr 2020
        Replying to @SimpsonsQOTD

        "Little girl, I've had lots of jobs in my day -- whale hunter, seal clubber, president of the Fox Network -- and like most people, yeah, I've dealt a little ivory."

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      1. Dan Studnicky‏ @danstudnicky 27 Apr 2020
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      2. Tom Edwards‏ @TCEd25 27 Apr 2020
        Replying to @SimpsonsQOTD

        Umm, Milhouse saw the elephant twice and rode him once right? Yes, but we paid you 4 dollars Well, that was under our old price structure. Under our new price structure your bill comes to...700 dollars.pic.twitter.com/IKX2RAO2DR

        2 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
      3. Tom A‏ @neondreams_a 27 Apr 2020
        Replying to @TCEd25 @SimpsonsQOTD

        Get off our property

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