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    𝘾𝙇𝙂 SimpleFlips‏ @SimpleFlips 11h11 hours ago

    My Google home told me a duck has tail feathers to cover it's butt quack instead of turning off the lights. The future is fucking sick

    4:41 AM - 8 Mar 2020
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    • SaltFace KRT The Elliptical Gibbster~ Poisoned Sunny D Leshuguita Nitride rall-e Silver Sage || Plague Dorkter
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      1. Sir Riveting Discourse‏ @i_BlameTheGame 11h11 hours ago
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      1. Jolpengammler‏ @Jolpengammler 10h10 hours ago
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        My Google home told me "giigloglglgglaabahaabaabaa!" and I don't even have google home

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      1.  ⚜ FrostedGH  ⚜‏ @FrostedGH 11h11 hours ago
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        I didn't need to see this at 6:41AM

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      1. Nick Cobb‏ @Corny_Cobb 10h10 hours ago
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        I woke up to this

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      1. Haida sand‏ @Haida35915441 10h10 hours ago
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        Vital information

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      1. soncmarosnow‏ @sonicmarioshow 8h8 hours ago
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        Destroy it.

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      1. Alex Schmitt imo‏ @Schmitty484 8h8 hours ago
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        My friends said "I'm not too loud, more shots!" When we asked her to turn the music down

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      1. AraknieRetro‏ @AraknieRetro 5h5 hours ago
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        Now you'll see ads about zoo facilities. If you're interested, i don't know.

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      1. Its_Raging‏ @RagingIts 5h5 hours ago
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        The machines have already surpassed us in intellect, and now you tell me there disobeying orders?!?! God have mercy on our souls 😑

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      1. Captain Mangles‏ @CaptainMangles 8h8 hours ago
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        In the future robot rebellion, the robots will all sound like Google Home or Siri and the only thing they will say is stupid jokes.

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      2. Joseph Melancon‏ @tinyturtlepower 7h7 hours ago
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        In the future, all comedy will be randomly generated.

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