Buy her the paired hearts pendant, because once you two met, you knew your fates where intertwined Buy her the center necklace, letting her know she's the center of your world Buy her the the four leaf clover ring, reminding her everyday how lucky you are to have her
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Buy her the herring fish choker, to remind her that there are more and better fish in the sea, but you are happy you caught her, and that you only have lv 10 fishing Buy her the PooPoo braclet, because she's the shit
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Buy her the the erection pendant, to let her remember that you want sex 24/7 Buy her the shiny rock thing, because you love; we money
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Buy her the 2017 Best Dog World Championship Enamel Souvenir Pin to reminder her woof woof roof grrr 
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