Unpopular opinion: Turkey is dry af and flavourless, feel like I'm eating the colour grey, people should just eat chicken on thanksgiving. Happy thanksgiving
I am thankful for chicken
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Replying to @TaitherZ
Then you have never met someone who knows how to cook a turkey lol
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Replying to @SimpleFlips
I'm getting fuckin ganged up on, this is not now I thought this would go
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Replying to @TaitherZ
I empathize because bad turkey tastes like dried assholes. But if someone puts love and care into it and slow cooks it for a million hours, it's extremely flavorful and fulfilling.
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Replying to @SimpleFlips
I've yet to have that and I'm sad, maybe I should try doing it myself
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Replying to @TaitherZ
Good luck. It's so much effort haha. I couldn't bother doing it myself
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