If people were forced to sign tweets based on whether or not they were sending it from the toilet, I think there'd be a lot less shit-posting on Twitter in general.
Replying to @TwitchPluto
My most recent tweet was a toilet tweet :/
12:30 AM - 2 Jul 2019
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