Hey @SimpleFlips; I’ve just decided to make oatmeal in your honor. Are you proud of me? #12Oatmeal #Dadpic.twitter.com/PAWPbvVIgo
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Didn't say it was dangerous but it can damage the microwave get educated idiot
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Not well; the spoon got angry, hopped out of the microwave, and ate my dick. Took one for the team
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