Hello @SimpleFlips. My great friend @MutantsAbyss has sent me a twitch clip in which you say:
"Super Mario 63 sucks, and anyone that thinks it doesn't suck also sucks."
As a top-level speedrunner of SM63, this has obviously demanded a response from me.
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Replying to @SimpleFlips @MutantsAbyss
As an sm63 speedrunner I say we boycott
@SimpleFlips until he speedruns sm63 while talking about how such a good game it is and how it's not broken and how it's well designed and how softlocking is impossible and how the levels are all fair and fun to play and aww fuck he's right1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
If you can't avoid softlocks that just means you do actually suck
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Replying to @AprilSDA @conmangamer22 and
and sucking at a game which sucks just makes you suck twice as hard
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If you have to "avoid softlocks" in a game, the game fucking sucks dude. It's okay to like a game that sucks - all of my favorite games blow dick
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Sm64 literally has the same issues lmao
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Sm64 sucks
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Replying to @SimpleFlips @LuigiXHero and
Doesn’t that mean, by the transitive property of suckiness, you suck?
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