DIY gods If you could make your own god. Nothing too cosmic or universal. An earthbound, local/narrow/kinda animistic small god, requiring only <100 believers to sustain itself... What god would that be? Name and nature?
God of airports. He ensures a short and fast moving security line, guarantees you are never selected for extra screening and if you worship him extra hard he gets you an upgrade to first sitting next to your ideal dinner party guest.