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    Simon Cowell‏Verified account @SimonCowell 9 Dec 2013

    Still not sure what a baby shower is.

    10:44 PM - 9 Dec 2013
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      1. 1DAlert‏ @1DAlert 10 Dec 2013
        Replying to @SimonCowell

        @SimonCowell a way of getting attention for the unborn child in your stomach while getting gifts for it and dont have to purchase is it all

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      2. pame  🇨🇦‏ @skieschris 9 Dec 2013
        Replying to @SimonCowell

        “@SimonCowell: Still not sure what a baby shower is.” a baby in a shower urs probably gets wash with ca$h

        1 reply 6 retweets 12 likes
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      2.  🥀‏ @h0lyghosts 9 Dec 2013
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        @SimonCowell its when you get niall to follow me

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      1. •h•‏ @ShitStainStyles 10 Dec 2013
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        “@SimonCowell: Still not sure what a baby shower is.” When you take out the baby from the vagina, shower it, and put it back in

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      1. slé‏ @Iordegaga 9 Dec 2013
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        @SimonCowell giving a baby a shower, duh!?

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      2. Charlie‏ @Hello_Charliee 9 Dec 2013
        Replying to @SimonCowell

        @SimonCowell a baby shower is a party where people get together and give a pregnant woman gifts for her child

        2 replies 2 retweets 3 likes
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      1. liv‏ @Liv_Pastor 10 Dec 2013
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        “@SimonCowell: Still not sure what a baby shower is.” Where you shower in the tears of babies, I'm sure you've done it before

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      2. gabs‏ @gabrielIexo 9 Dec 2013
        Replying to @SimonCowell

        @SimonCowell when you shower fetus one direction merchandise with breast milk

        2 replies 3 retweets 3 likes
      3. nicole 🌈‏ @acaliforniababe 9 Dec 2013
        Replying to @gabrielIexo

        @rxdicalcalum @SimonCowell what

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      4. gabs‏ @gabrielIexo 9 Dec 2013
        Replying to @acaliforniababe

        @sublimehxrry @SimonCowell i can explain

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      1. Josie‏ @jozzeeyy 16 Dec 2013
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        “@SimonCowell: Still not sure what a baby shower is.” Why is this so funny

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      1. janie‏ @janiefromdahood 10 Dec 2013
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        @SimonCowell @5SOS_Pleasee pretty complicated..

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