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Anyone who shoots people over parking is unhinged. Anyone who shoots people because he's an atheist is unhinged. Either way it's a tragedy.
452 retweets 630 favoritesGroundhog bites Wisconsin mayor on the ear
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-31100453 …
Would never have happened to @BillMurray
RT @SimonBramfitt: Just how far will Long Distance vMotion stretch < CERN did Switz->USA in '05 with Xen
Just how far will Long Distance vMotion stretch
San Francisco - Tokyo is 95 ms according to @ATT http://ipnetwork.bgtmo.ip.att.net/pws/global_network_avgs.html …
Just how far will Long Distance vMotion stretch. Washington DC - Frankfurt is 91 ms according to @ATT http://ipnetwork.bgtmo.ip.att.net/pws/network_delay.html …
Yay Fargo is public! This is going to be awesome. Been looking forward to this since #vmworld2014 #vmw28days
#vmw28days
Instant Clones is going to blow holes in the the #VDI and DaaS world
I'm thinking of changing my name to Asshole in the belief that I might somehow obtain free cable
#ThanksComcost
I'd advocate boycotting @hersheys for attempting to prevent the import of Cadbury's Creme Eggs, but I don't know anyone who eats their shit
Measles: US outbreak has echoes of a deadly one in the UK, cradle of discredited science behind vaccine opposition http://on.wsj.com/1BkKpNx
81 retweets 21 favoritesWhat you heard "Windows 10 is free" What Microsoft said " ...for the first year" There's going to be a lot of unhappy people on day 366
1 retweetThis is really good—> Build Your Own Citrix Receiver, Now it’s Easy! | Citrix Blogs: http://blogs.citrix.com/2015/01/21/build-your-own-citrix-receiver-now-its-easy/#.VL_wfSM0Zx9.twitter …
3 retweets 1 favoriteWhat does @Chase do the day MS does it big #Windows10 briefing?
Drops support for WIndows Phone.
Well done guys, brilliant timing.
EUC Product Marketing @VMware. Former SE. VCP5-DCV. vExpert '14-15. Tech, sports (Go Giants/Dubs/Niners!), food, travel, family, and friends. Tweets my own.
Citrix vision for workspace services is exactly what I hoped it would be
#CitrixSummit
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