This Is Just To Say William Carlos Williams - 1883-1963 I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold
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Embarrassed I got beated to this...

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My (30m) roommate (32m) is a great guy, smart, doctor, wordsmith, etc, but v bad respecting boundaries, esp around food. Just last night he ate my delicious, COLD plums I was keeping in the icebox for breakfast! He’s asked for forgiveness, but...WIBTA if I didn’t forgive him?
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I’d say don’t think too deeply about it. Chalk it up to experience and go get a haircut...at least at the barbershop you won’t have to wrestle with any deep philosophical crises.
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Since it had to be done, I’m glad it was you that done it.
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