Kurt

@Silverlion23

Sports (Lions fan), music, art, films, architecture, etc. Nonsensical Absurdist.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2017.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    20. velj 2018.

    One more time with feeling. ~Me as a coroner's photographer

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    7. ruj 2017.

    SHAKIRA: (on stage) I'm on tonight, you know my hips don't lie ME: (from the audience) ask em what happened to JonBenét

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    31. sij

    Did the person who coined the phrase "One hit wonder" ever come up with any other good phrases?

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    19. sij
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    18. sij

    A hot 23 year old girl is the most volatile force in the cosmos. And yet Neil deGrasse Tyson says nothing on the subject?

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    17. sij

    "massive erection" is much more majestic than "very wet." I blame the patriarchy for this discrepancy. you can have your little manmade structure. I want to be an ecological force! henceforth refer to my arousal as the Grand Rapids, Lake Superior, or a visit to the Drake Passage

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    16. sij

    I'm so vain that every compliment just feels like you bragging about having good taste in people. It's like of course I'm amazing, but you needed me to know that you were also observant?

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    13. sij

    When my husband calls and asks what time I’m coming home

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    6. sij

    Kangaroo can’t stop hugging the volunteer who saved her life

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    1. sij

    At midnight I executed on my resolution and have stopped needing approval from others to feel good about myself. But this morning it's like nobody has even noticed and I am starting to wonder why I even bother with self-improvement, ya know?

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    11. pro 2019.

    Three E trains have come by this station and I’m growing impatient waiting for the A. I wish I could just buy a vowel.

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    AHAHAH, I love these, ! 🤣 Just a smattering of words and phrases Trump has completely fucked up in 2019. Some of these are funny and some are just disturbing. Like, they aren't even words at all. In any language.

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    On PATHER PANCHALI: "There's a delicacy to those sequences that I think we all could learn from, a sense of attunement to the world around us. The lyricism is something I often return to when I need a palette cleanser and need to remind myself what cinema can do."

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    21. stu 2019.

    When you’re over 40 and the film starts..

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    10. stu 2019.

    Let's all have a moment of silence for Stafford's streak coming to an end today

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    My son... WALKING!

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    2. stu 2019.
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    2. stu 2019.

    “Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.” ~ Miguel de Cervantes “Don Quixote de La Mancha”

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    When the NRA goes bankrupt I’m starting a GoFundMe to buy their HQ and turn it into a national memorial for the victims of gun violence.

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    14. lis 2019.

    Green Bay’s player of the game

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    Waiting to see if a ref does the Lambeau leap.

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