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Popular Vote Press Secretary of Color Peter Douche is now the esteemed Author of Color of 'An Inconvenient Douche.' Available below. Parody.

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    8 Nov 2018

    Wondering what to get your radical neoliberal centrist progressive friends for Christmas? "An Inconvenient Douche" is officially available! Pre-orders have shipped! (except overseas orders, which ship tomorrow) 100 more non-Amazon copies available here:

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  2. 46 minutes ago

    WARNING: Bernie supporters are going to point out all the ways our candidates are influenced by corporate donations and have terrible track records of voting against the people's interests. I don't have any rebuttals, so please ignore them. 🥀

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  3. 1 hour ago

    IDGAF about Beto's record, especially on environmental issues. 😍😍😍

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  4. 2 hours ago

    Woah! Ma bad! The DNC just called (coolest cats I know) and told me itz pronounce beh, like meh, toe. Even better and cOOLAF!! So sik!

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  5. 2 hours ago

    Been supA bizA lates, but got sum time for Demo-cray-cray par-tay-tay millennial outreach!! Feel me? Bra? Beto (pronounced bay tow) = dope. Ur welcome AF! He's so swoon even leftiez DGAF about his record 😍😍😍 The climate can wait! Chill climate, chill!

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  6. 3 hours ago

    Today, I was in a coffee shop in midtown Sacramento and overheard a bunch of Bernie Bros using the phrase "Bag of dicks.' I was offended, so I confronted them. They told me it was a bag of dicks for Beto, so we're totally cool now.

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  7. 3 hours ago

    Democrats have lost a lot of support lately, with Independents greatly outnumbering them, but it's all cyclical. A lot of people have become disenfranchised with the party, but once they hear about our new $20 million propaganda campaign, , we'll win them back.

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  8. 4 hours ago

    America. Are you ready to have a frank talk about 12 year irreversible climate change? I'm not. Any blue will do.

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  9. 4 hours ago

    Apologies. My unpaid intern (obviously fired) inserted "Any Poo Will Do" in the place of "Any Blue Will Do." I assume you're smart enough to realize that no matter how awful Dems are, I would never say that Dems are poop.

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  10. 4 hours ago

    Hello world. I'm talking to you average voter who thinks Trump is the devil. You can either support progressives like Bernie, who all polling shows can easily beat him, or you can vote Any Poo Will Do and roll the dice. I'm a gambler. Join me.

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  11. 4 hours ago

    My favorite thing about being a radical centrist neoliberal progessive is watching actual progessives go to war with each other over petty disagreements over strategy.

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  12. 5 hours ago

    I'm not running for President (yet) but should I enter the race, I would hope my years of being a die-hard republican would help me as much as Kirsten Buildabrand.

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  13. 8 hours ago

    If you think Kirsten Buildabrand isn't viable and is even a laughable entry to the 2020 race, I remind you that she's a shape-shifter like Hillary. She's amazing! I can't think of anyone more likely to follow in her footsteps and win the Popular Vote Presidency.

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  14. 12 hours ago

    Do it Buildabrand! I'm sure folks will ignore that you used to brag about being the most conservative person in the legislature. Wanting to deputize sheriffs to deport illegals will play well with our base, Republicanish folks. 🥀

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  15. 16 hours ago

    Ocasio-Something-Something: ✔️Exposed lobbyist run freshman orientation ✔️Voted no on (our plan to stop progressive legislation) ✔️Danced Let's primary her with the most corrupt Dem we can find to teach these kids a lesson. 🥀

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  16. Jan 3
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    Classic!!!🤣🤣🤣 Bernie ran the softest friendliest campaign I've ever seen. But kudos on the smear! Love it! 🥀

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  17. Jan 3

    UGH Gnomiki () is running for . Her types just don't understand that corporations aren't just people, they're better people. NYC is even matching donations for her 8 to 1 now, so I made this video to warn the world. DONATE:

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  18. Jan 3

    I'm told my last poll of "progressive" Bernie alternatives didn't represent enough diversity, so let's have another go. POLL: Assuming we have enough election fraud to stop Bernie, who's your second choice?

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  19. Jan 3

    Wow. There's actually a whole thread on how to contact people to raise hell about . Listen bros, it's time for unity. Stop trying to stop us from stopping you from helping people.

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  20. Jan 3

    How can you not trust that face?

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