John

In another dimension there's a bizarro version of Jacob Wohl who's the greatest criminal mastermind the world has ever known.

I wish I had gone to the same highschool as Jacob Wohl. His head clearly wasn't shoved in enough toilets.

She Ra squandered its D&D episode.

Do you think Thanos is a glass half-full or half-empty kind of guy?

Conservative: The Democrats are the party of slavery! They founded the KKK! Some dude: Robert E. Lee sucks. Conservative: Whoa okay, it was a different time back then.

Think I'm in the minority, but I enjoyed MKX more than 11.

I made a seperate account to follow a bunch of NSFW artists, but because Twitter insists on showing me what some of my followers liked, I still occasionally get tits in my timeline.

Everyone's talking about Adora and Catra, but I've yet to see a comment on how gay Scorpia is.

Deleting all the alarms for my classes at the end of a semester is a huge benefit to my mental health.

The character tutorials in MK11 are so worthless. They don't teach you how to string together combos or anything, just teach you the button presses for specific moves that you can find by just clicking the start button.

MK11 strategy tutorial makes me want to cave my skull in with a hammer.

I can’t really get behind Biden until I know his stance on circumcision.

Managed to squeeze out a conclusion to my historiography. Now all that's left are the finals.

Writing a historiagraphy on Metal music with the overarching theme being community. Anyone got a good title?

How are there people willing to die on the Roy Moore hill a second time?

Shazam is a good movie. Recommend seeing it. Just don’t bring your three year old like the lady that sat next to me decided to.

That TV14 rating wasn't kidding. #ThePromisedNeverland

I have now seen calls to boycott Mortal Kombat over small breasts in both 2015 and 2019.