"Sorry, here at @24hourfitness we require proof of address for you to play Squash."
Very reasonable. Get the fuck out.
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OK you have a BROKEN WRIST why are you playing this game
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I wonder if you said "I need to show a utility bill to play squash here?" would they be like "Oh yeah that's fucked up when you put it that way actually"
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@BrenCasts looks hot af without glassesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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